「黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui」(he/him)

ERROR: YOUR PACEMAKER HAS CRASHED, PLEASE PRESENT YOUR ID TO VERIFY THAT YOU…

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… actually need a pacemaker and not just some kid… why need ID? cuz… something something counterterrorism and protect children…

Does this apply to Mestashtics?

Meshtashtic-net, anyone?

I wonder what the “Lib-Right” would say about this lmao

Is “Pro-Constitution” and “Anti-Tyranny” gonna be on a list of banned words?

How do they even verify my foreign birth certificate?

Like I could just forge one bearing the seal of my former country, how do they even tell if that’s legit?

Tbf they literally tell you that your keys will be uploaded…

full disk encryption and VPNs wont do anything if the OS just starts snitching on you anyways…

And you have to do it again every year. The law requires Apple to re-verify someone’s age annually, meaning South Korean users face a recurring obligation to confirm their identity just to keep accessing content they’ve already been verified to use.

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Nah, I wouldn’t download an app from the Biden Admin either, nor Obama admin.

Hell, Obama was the one that extended the “Patriot” Act…

Nah, I wanna ruin air travel 😈

Next up: Boeing Buys Airbus 🤣

Sorry I don’t have white privilage.

White dudes voted him in, this aint on me. I voted Harris.

What do you want a foreign-born non-white immigrant to do? Political violence? So that it incites even more xenophobia?

Next up, foreign VPNs and shortwave radios are illegal to use.

Then phone calls are restricted.

Then international mail has to be inspected and censored.

All hail Chairman Trump!

USA USA 👊🇺🇸🔥

“Soon”

My dad struggled to keep a stable job when we were in China pre-2010, constantly moving from job to job, sometimes periods of time being unemployed, constantly on the search for jobs…

There’s a reason why people try to move abroad…

Because they technically still allow sideloading after 24 hours so I don’t think it would violate EU laws

Hot Take: Honestly, this is not as bad as I thought it’d be… IMO

(But still, it’s kinda a slipperly slope…)

I’m on the list.

It’s called being a registered Democrat.

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So we have the Travelers timeline?

Humanity near extinct by the 2400s?

Is the Director gonna save us?

Lol that’s like saying you’d vote in favor of voter suppression laws in exchange for gun rights… yeeaaah no don’t do that lol

Don’t trust conservatives

I think I’m neurotypical and I stayed awake for 24 hours the other day… idk why but I was just binge watching stuff lol