I know what I’m doing at work today

DOGE

What do you get for a guy whose dick gets sucked by the president?

Neo-punk album title

Good luck decrypting my smoke signal cypher!

So glad for you to have properly functioning bowels. You’re among the lucky ones and should just be grateful and shut the fuck up

I actually gave up recently for my mental health of all things. Turns out accepting being tracked in just about everything I do but also getting all the benefits of living in the future, without the effort spent on mitigation, is a huge relief. Does Google know my daily routine? Yes. Did they when I had the tin foil hat on? Probably also yes.

I got blackout drunk one night and the next morning my pixel 6a screen wouldn’t respond, just black. Powered on and rang, alarm went off for an hour, print scanner, all worked, no screen. Not even a mark to indicate what I’d done. Felt bad swapping it but I genuinely have no clue what happened. Thanks for coming to my TED talk

I want to be a hairy wizard! One entry for Hogwarts please!

Meme folder is a little dry right now so here’s a picture of my new puppy Ásgeirr. Thanks for doing a giveaway OP, just another of the good bits of reddit I’m happy to see here at our new home.

Got me interested enough to Google, maybe you should too

Research and planning work on the project started in the 1930s and was carried out on a large scale in the 1960s through the early 1980s. The controversial project was abandoned in 1986, primarily for environmental reasons, without much actual construction work ever done.

John Connor has entered the chat

Easy peasy

I’m a signal flare user and this metaphor is really falling down

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Check out the company Silicon Power. If you don’t need anything fancy storage has gotten laughably cheap. I impulse bought more because I couldn’t install a game and was so surprised by the price.

So now what do we call the opposite list?

o7 General Effort

Put me in for Hogwarts. Thanks for bringing these to Lemmy and happy holidays

LTT is happy to let you pay for their mediocre content plus mediocre extra behind the scenes special boi crap on Floatplane