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Cake day: July 2nd, 2023

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  • There’s so many dark patterns to it. You’ll notice that it’s impossible to bookmark your “friends” feed. At every opportunity you get directed back to your wall, which is 95% shit you’re not subscribed to.

    And yes, uploads fail. You can’t upload webp. Uploads randomly orient 90° off.

    When responding to posts, the page will jump on every keystroke. It will then close the keyboard unexpectedly and reveal a button that subscribes to 4 random groups in one misclick.

    If you move away to another tab or app for 30 seconds, the whole page reloads and you lose your place.

    You’d think that with a trillion dollars you could get a shitty PHP feed to work smoothly.

    Zuck has us cucked.







  • “DEI hire” has a different definition depending on whether you’re talking about design or implementation.

    Design: Non-discriminatory hiring practices where race, gender, age, religion and disabilities are overlooked. You get hired purely on your ability to do the job. Appropriate disability supports are given if required.

    Implementation: Cheap foreign labour obscured by marketing spin and a calendar of wokewashing. Applicants are hired based on a quota that in no way reflects the talent pool.