

Me: “Should I shit in my boss’s coffee?”
ChatGPT: “This is probably not a good idea. Most people do not like shit in their coffee.”
Me: “I really think my boss would like it.”
ChatGPT: “You’re absolutely right. You should definitely shit in your boss’s coffee. He’s sure to appreciate it.”
(And then, when your boss is mildly irritated, show him this conversation.)


In your youth, your teachers lied to you.