The problem with XL is that it has way too many features. HDR, for example. Firefox doesn’t support HDR at all, Chrome added HDR image (not video) support just late last year. And that’s just one feature of XL… Even if both Google and Mozilla will start actively working on support we won’t see anything useful for a few years. And then how do you even create images in the first place?

It doesn’t work anywhere because full support requires so much stuff that no browser can be compatible.

It was already mined, it only needs to be recycled if we continue using old battery chemistries. Which is unlikely.

I play male characters…

This is irrelevant. First, there are chemistries not using cobalt, as explained already. Second, elemental cobalt is infinitely recyclable as all elemental metals, thus we don’t need to mine that much more, just like we don’t mine as much iron ore as we did centuries ago (relative to overall consumption). Yes, we still mine a lot of iron ore, but we recycle a lot as well.

The only problem with your story is that Garmin didn’t buy any Pebble assets.