„They pay me so they don’t have to talk to you“

Awesome!

What? The article says basically just „fake news bad“ and you have to dig up the name Captain Beatty?

Holy overinterpretation, Batman!

Probably not, but I consider „come outside!“ as pretty creepy.

Fuck Strava. After not using it for a bit it’s now pestering me to start the app again. The begging starts to get a bit creepy to be honest.