Personally, I wouldn’t trust my savings to a guy with a goatee and a mullet

It’ll be fine because with CoPilot all 10 of the remaining programmers will be able to do the work of 1000!

That or we’re going to see increasingly shoddy AAA titles in the near future and the industry is going to implode.

follow Microsoft’s lead in removing layers of management to increase agility and effectiveness

I didn’t realise the game was being developed entirely by management.

Also I hate the “increased agility” line. No-one gets more agile by having to cover the work of laid off folks on too of your own workload.

Hey that’s just Brian. Easy mistake to make.

But that wouldn’t change anything at all!

Oh look, the database that scooped up all data on license plate movements was used for nefarious purposes. Who could have seen that coming?

When you pay money to be at the Nazi inaugration, it shouldn’t be a surprise that you accepted the Nazi blood money.

More nightmare fuel from the Torment Nexus

Be well Simon Phoenix

Your iris/fingerprint scanner is only secure until someone is willing to rip out an eyeball/finger.

I’ll give you $1 per eyeball

The Escobar Phone is a weird name for a vape

Anything to avoid one of the richest people in the world paying his employees a livable wage.

Correction: Robo-Taxis Hit the Child in 2 Weeks

Shut it down! Shut it down!

Wanna see my orbs on discord?

A Torment Nexus sounds cool

This will surely complete the final step of the master plan - the world craves those superior American made goods.

What do you mean? Everything I own is connected to the blockchain and I have NFTs hanging on all of my walls.

Dude made Facebook because he had trouble getting a girlfriend and even now, with near infinite money, needs to make a chatbot because he still can’t make friends.

I blame matchmaking and the death of the server browser. Having a regular server you’d join to play for fun, rather than every game being an arranged esports sweat fest really, was the peak of FPS multiplayer.