Numbers dont make sense anymore

Vandalism as a public service

I love this. They are solar powered so everything would work. All you need is a post hole digger to build a little flock forest.

No, because it still collects data from every wireless device in range.

They were at my house all night anyway

Don’t let them settle! Slay the beast!

Thats just awful.

/s

You gotta have stakes in this game

Terrible

When I was in HS all the farm kids carried their knives and multitools to school every day.

One year the administration asked us to stop, but nobody listened and they didnt mention it again.

Forgot it existed

I didnt notice

Random number generator spit out 420 right after 69. Best day ever.

All of them, obviously.

Im not reading all that. Grok, summarize this shit in 2 bullet points.

And cocaine is better than caffeine

Maybe. Do it anyway?

Would it read a license plate if you set it in the bushes?

Detected smudge with license plate. SWAT team has been dispatched.

Until the fuel runs out.