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A line drawing of a woman, hands clasped over her chest, with three speech bubbles around her head. From left to right, the speech bubbles read:
"I love routine.
Until I’m bored, then I love excitement.
Until I’m overwhelmed, then I love routine."
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A photo of Kermit the Frog from the Muppets sitting at a desk with his feet up, looking at a mobile phone he’s holding in his right hand, with the caption: Me waiting for my phone to stop ringing because I don’t use it for that
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I’d rather call it something else (I’m enjoying Xitter, pronounced Shitter), but for the purpose of ease of use I transcribe it as X/Twitter so as to hopefully confuse people as little as possible.
Thank you, fellow human. 🤖
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X/Twitter post by user merlot mami @KendrasUsername reading: It’s our hilarious interns last day. He’s autistic and a super straight shooter. My VP asked him in front of everyone on his way out “you gonna miss this place & the people at all?” and he said “Um…no” and walked out.
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A six-panel comic.
The first panel shows a white-skinned man and his son entering a barbershop where a black-skinned man is shaving the head of his black-skinned patron.
The second panel shows the barber asking the man “Uh… can I help you?” In response, the man hands the barber a piece of paper.
The third panel shows a close-up of the piece of paper with text reading “Hello, I understand this is strange, but my son is autistic & his hyperfixation is black barbershops. It’s his dream to get his hair cut in one.”
The fourth panel shows the barber looking at the child who’s excitedly saying "I see you’re using Wahl clippers. That is so cool! my personal favorite is the five - " (the rest is obscured behind the child).
The fifth panel shows the face of the smiling barber as the child continues his infodump saying “The Senior clipper is the best con- [obscured] -ut the baldi- [obscured] -ipper [obscured] -an on- [obscured] used for [obscured]”.
The final panel shows the barber shaving the child’s hair as he sits quietly in the barber chair, while his father hugs another black-skinned man in the background and says “Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.”
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