Oh, okay.

Remember, it’s only genocide when Europeans do it.

This is sparkling colonialism.

Now we see why WIN32 is Linux’s ABI.

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Perfect.

You would have fooled me if you’d have used more emojis.

Code review is a process of verifying that code meets a defined set of requirements.

Imma stop you right there, chief. Maybe one of the ten orgs I’ve been in had some defined standard, and it was heavily-regulated safety critical firmware.

PRs are where the least useful people go to grind ideological axes. Give them the smallest amount of power, and they will abuse it.

Try to define some standards and they will throw sand in the gears. One, to keep grinding ideological axes. Two, if they can’t have move goalposts they become glorified linters and that’s no fun.

We see the appeal to middle and upper management.

Won’t let me upload directly. Here’s a link: https://imgur.com/a/FwoVHO2

I saw the yakherds riding Honda motorcycles all over Gansu. Seems like a blast.

No, but it will gladly pretend to understand it. For a price.

Got room for one more at the ranch?

At least after hours of arguing with a bot and burning tons of money and energy you have a pile of code you can’t understand without paying a chatbot.

Directors must be salivating at the idea of actors who never say “I’m cold” or “that’s dangerous” or “you’re a hack.”

Chat, please fix everything in the technical debt pile. Make no mistakes.

But don’t you want to pay to use the development tools you already own? Then not understand how the result works?