Umm have you heard of honking?

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I recommend turning off the device completely when an ad starts. This not only works, but has improved my entire life.

And yet I cannot purchase a two thousand pound self-slamming door, which would be orders of magnitude safer.

Privacy in terms of a large, rolling chinese surveillance machine covered in cameras, mics and sensors, full of chips and sporting bluetooth, cellular and wifi? I’m sure it’s fine.

What you say?