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Just don’t be lazy and retroactively buy one a year ago before the shortages and AI RAM issues. It’s not that hard. Just invent a time machine. 🤷‍♂️

How the hell would it have connected to MGS and not just Metal Gear? 🤨

And Ground Zeroes was always planned as a separate game to MGS5. They were supposed to release at the same time, but 5’s development got delayed.

But then kinda does it again in MGSV.

There are 6,437,223 little islands of texture on the walls in my bedroom. I counted them.

Nope.

I literally said the exact opposite of the last panel.

Brainless fun is still brainless, regardless of being fun. The fun part was never in question.

I just use my teeth. 🦫

I’d argue that at least since the 90s their games have had the same level of simplicity and hand holding

What games in the 90s had tutorials that were not “here’s every basic obstacle in the game on the first level; figure it out?” One of the best video game tutorials of all time is World 1-1 in Super Mario Bros and it does it without even telling you anything.

A lot of “complexity” and “difficultly” of their older games stemmed from developers not knowing how to make a game approachable or easy to understand because gaming was in its infancy

By the time Nintendo started making video games, the video games industry was over 20 years old. Not to mention literally thousands of years of game design in the form of not video games that existed before video games.

Breath of the Wild or Tears of the Kingdom have physics and cooking systems that are far more complex than any of their old games.

We’re talking complexity of the challenges in the game; not the complexity of the programming that goes into it here. What would make it more complex and challenging to not be smooth brained is making the physics puzzles more challenging and the cooking system more than just selecting what you want to throw in the pot and getting a little cutscene of it cooking. It’s the difference between making potions in Skyrim vs making potions in Kingdom Come Deliverance 2.

I think the Nintendo fanboys need to take a step back and look what is actually being said.

They are smooth-brained games for smooth-brained players. As in they are basic, simple, and hand-holdy. There is no challenge. You basically do not need a brain to enjoy Nintendo games.

That isn’t meant to imply they can not be enjoyable. But there was a time when Nintendo made games that were way more complex than anything they have made in the last few years.

lol

They literally make games for the lowest common denominator and everything on the Switch 1 and 2 is so much worse than anything they’ve ever made prior to these systems. They look nice, but they are pretty brainless to play, geared toward young children, the elderly, and people who have never ever played a video game before.

In this case, a horse girl is an anime girl with horse ears and a horse tail. Umamusume is a gotcha game where you manage a horse girl that participates in a horse race. It’s very similar to Monster Rancher, except with FOMO and horny.

You could look up the flags for GDI and NOD and just make it a split design between those two, and it would be decently representative.

Unless you wanna go all out and make little edible Mammoth Tanks and Walkers and little gold and red guys fighting in a desert filled with green crystals being harvested by Harvesters.

It’s literally been a thing for decades. Not only have games themselves had automatic configuration based on the machine its installed to, sites like “Can You Run It” have been around for a very long time.

It’s at least running in the HyperVisor layer of the OS, which to my understanding is basically the same as a rootkit, tho I am not sure if it’s a higher or lower level than that.

How did that happen? When I worked at the Fremont plant, we were only putting together vehicles that had already been sold. Did they swap from lean manufacturing to the normal, wasteful “just keep making shit perpetually” model? 🤔

“I think I would know if I forgot my keys on the table, Ben. Why would I lie?”

1. Wake up

2. Grab a brush and put on a little makeup

3. Hide the scars to fade away the shake up

4. Leave your keys upon the table

I’m sure the current admin doesn’t help things at all; but my county has always been messed up like this anyway. If I really had to, I do know of a physical office about 45 minutes away that is never busy and can deal with a person face to face. But that’s always a last resort. shudders People… Ew.

All the problems you listed boil down to someone NOT READING…

Better than yesterday, now that I am seeing my foodstamps for April on the pending payment thing. Like a day after I did my recertification interview I kept getting messages saying I didn’t do it. Fuck you, yes I did. 😬