• systemglitch@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      I’ve got a variant of this one about 15 times (minus the picture of my house). I sometimes read it out to my partner for the luls. I never keep a web cam attached to my computer, so I find it even more hilarious with the details they go into about my jerking activities and the questionable porn I watch (everything I enjoy is insanely tame lol)

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        2 months ago

        They really are just looking for the lowest common denominators.

        I don’t have a webcam attached to my desktop, and my laptop is only used for work, and anyway it has a physical plastic cover over the camera.

        A lot of people will have a very similar setup so it’ll be very obvious that they don’t have anything. The only people this will actually catch out are those with a guilty conscience.

        I bet they have a disproportionate number of politicians pay up

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      2 months ago

      I got example 1 verbatim about a month ago complete with Google street view picture of my house. Jokes on them, all of my porn viewing is on an ancient tablet that does not have a front facing camera.

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        2 months ago

        I got one a couple years ago that included an old password I had used to use. It was sent to my work email but because it had that info in it I did legit get scared…until it said it recorded me jerking it over my webcam. I don’t have a webcam.

        I found out at least 2 other coworkers got similar emails so me thinks a shitty work vendor got hacked

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        2 months ago

        That’s the way to win. Never fill in your actual address. Just keep them trying and make up new fake addresses as soon as you can.